Yes, I want the perfect guy. I want to be taken out to dinner, taken to bed, taken and then never called again. I want to lend you my credit card because you have showered me with so much love and affection that I suddenly lose all my intelligence and hand over my platinum card. I want to cook special dinners for you while you sit on my couch and fart and scratch your very cute, hairy parts. I will squeal with delight at the thought of having a threesome with your ex-girlfriend that has two of your children and is currently 7 months pregnant with a fourth child (not yours, of course).
Me, I'm attracted to buck teeth, really old pictures of your sexy, sad self when you had it going on, when flannel and long hair for men was "in". Please be under 5' 7", over 200 lbs, unemployed and ready to rock my world. I prefer you not take a bath before we copulate because I believe that the strength of our lovemaking can only be as strong as your three day manly scent. I promise to always look the other way when you check out my girlfriends behind and I will give you the best piece of meat on the serving tray. I only want the best for my perfect guy. (Eyes batting at you, as I kick some poor mound of dirt, as I imagine you being so perfect). Please respond, with old pictures, of course if you want to I will send you a multitude of mine, including naked ones of my very perfect body... I will be desperately awaiting your response.
http://boise.craigslist.org/w4m/1399129147.html
Me, I'm attracted to buck teeth, really old pictures of your sexy, sad self when you had it going on, when flannel and long hair for men was "in". Please be under 5' 7", over 200 lbs, unemployed and ready to rock my world. I prefer you not take a bath before we copulate because I believe that the strength of our lovemaking can only be as strong as your three day manly scent. I promise to always look the other way when you check out my girlfriends behind and I will give you the best piece of meat on the serving tray. I only want the best for my perfect guy. (Eyes batting at you, as I kick some poor mound of dirt, as I imagine you being so perfect). Please respond, with old pictures, of course if you want to I will send you a multitude of mine, including naked ones of my very perfect body... I will be desperately awaiting your response.
http://boise.craigslist.org/w4m/1399129147.html
