PC Me, one thing I hate!

[Anti-Hero]

So in a 1.5 hour meeting the lady sits next to me. So she must have got a lil jiggy with the perfume, because it is on so thick it could peel hex chrome paint off walls. So I have scootched like 2 feet left and a foot back and it still stinks like hell. At this point I am shielding my nose with my hand to hopefully catch some what clean air. So this lady gets all huffy and walks out! Yay I can breathe!

Ok somebody answer me this WHY, what is the need to overkill perfume? Bad hygiene, too lazy to shower? Closet smoker? A dumbazz? Do you go gee I think this crap smells good I will cover myself with it and make sure the whole wide world can smell it too? Is it like OFF and bugs won’t go near you?

Thanks for the headache lady!

 

[Idaho Ice]

Tryin to cover up her own funk? Maybe she is immune to it she uses so much. I dont deal well with that either, whether male or female I really dont wanna smell ya from across the room thanks.

 

[Sidehiller]

So in a 1.5 hour meeting the lady sits next to me. So she must have got a lil jiggy with the perfume, because it is on so thick it could peel hex chrome paint off walls. So I have scootched like 2 feet left and a foot back and it still stinks like hell. At this point I am shielding my nose with my hand to hopefully catch some what clean air. So this lady gets all huffy and walks out! Yay I can breathe!

Ok somebody answer me this WHY, what is the need to overkill perfume? Bad hygiene, too lazy to shower? Closet smoker? A dumbazz? Do you go gee I think this crap smells good I will cover myself with it and make sure the whole wide world can smell it too? Is it like OFF and bugs won’t go near you?

Thanks for the headache lady!

What was my exwife doing in Longmont? Seriously, last year at a high school basketball game, she walked into the gym and I knew it without looking from halfway up the bleachers! I don't know if I was just used to it and didn't notice while we were married or if she is just buying bulk now.

 

[Supplicate]

Most of the people I've ever been around that usually bathe in the crap have their own special funk when not wearing it.

Another one that gets me is the people that open up the door of their vehicle and you can smell their air freshner from across the parking lot.

 

[POLZIN]

women wear make up and perfume because they stink and there ugly without it!

 

[redlineguy]

women wear make up and perfume because they stink and there ugly without it!:d

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[maluchm]

Sounds like she took the old "Al Bundy" shower. Water and soap not required. Just add a ton of stink juice to cover the funk. Deodorant and gum optional

 

[phatty]

Some people have built up immunities to the smell of their perfume because they have been wearing the same one for so long

They start with an 1/8 spray and soon they are so used to that smell that the have to move up to a 1/4 spray so that they can smell it on themselves. after a while they get used to that and have to move up to 3/4 spray...
and before you know it they are up to 2-3 sprays so that THEY can smell it on themselves, not realizing the rest of us are choking and gaging on how much perfume they were.

 

[sledhead ut]

I'm thinking it's Man Repellant.

 

[CADman]

Her evening job must be at the local "Gentleman's Club".

 

[ruffryder]

So in a 1.5 hour meeting the lady sits next to me. So she must have got a lil jiggy with the perfume, because it is on so thick it could peel hex chrome paint off walls. So I have scootched like 2 feet left and a foot back and it still stinks like hell. At this point I am shielding my nose with my hand to hopefully catch some what clean air. So this lady gets all huffy and walks out! Yay I can breathe!

Ok somebody answer me this WHY, what is the need to overkill perfume? Bad hygiene, too lazy to shower? Closet smoker? A dumbazz? Do you go gee I think this crap smells good I will cover myself with it and make sure the whole wide world can smell it too? Is it like OFF and bugs won’t go near you?

Thanks for the headache lady!

You should probably say something to her next time. There is probably a bunch of people that do it, and don't know to correct themselves since nobody tells them.

 

[Anti-Hero]

You should probably say something to her next time. There is probably a bunch of people that do it, and don't know to correct themselves since nobody tells them.

Yeah not so much, I say something and she gets all butt hurt and I sit my azz in HR all day. However if there is a time when i have my respirator handy! yep you better believe it!!!

 

[ruffryder]

Yeah not so much, I say something and she gets all butt hurt and I sit my azz in HR all day. However if there is a time when i have my respirator handy! yep you better believe it!!!

Well, if you are not going to say anthing, don't expect the situation to change....

 

[x-guy]

as annoying as that is, I think a polite, "excuse me but I seem to be reacting poorly to your purfume", might have been the more professional way to handle it.

 

[Anti-Hero]

Well, if you are not going to say anthing, don't expect the situation to change....

she was old, and she probably has a lung disease from wearing that crap for many years maybe that will take care of her?

Or next time I will take a 2stroke exhaust shower before the meeting, well truth is her perfume would over power that too!

Hell if that perfume didn't smell so bad the punk kids would probably huff it, even they are too smart to smell that crap.

 

[yardfarmer]

I think she wanted you to hit on her. Hey baby you smell so hot I want to......,
Hit the sheet three times! lmao
O' and by the way

 

[Idaho Ice]

she was old, and she probably has a lung disease from wearing that crap for many years maybe that will take care of her?

Or next time I will take a 2stroke exhaust shower before the meeting, well truth is her perfume would over power that too!

Hell if that perfume didn't smell so bad the punk kids would probably huff it, even they are too smart to smell that crap.

Maybe she likes you...tryin to get you to NOTICE her...it worked!

 

[Ex-Member]

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[revrider1]

she was old, and she probably has a lung disease from wearing that crap for many years maybe that will take care of her?

Or next time I will take a 2stroke exhaust shower before the meeting, well truth is her perfume would over power that too!

Hell if that perfume didn't smell so bad the punk kids would probably huff it, even they are too smart to smell that crap.

I love the smell of 2-stroke in the morning!

 

[shortstop20]

You should've farted, that'll teach her!