this afternoon i offered my brother $25 to use my mom's new pretty pink 950,000 volt stun gun on himself and he did! i have a video of it on my cell phone but it wont let me send it in a message. anyone else ever played with these,
paid my bro $25 to use a 950,000 volt stun gun on himself
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hey thats what i thought! cheap intertainment. ive never seen one used on anybody, looked like it hurt.
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never did the stun gun, but a couple of buddies DID do the shock collars for dogs!!!!!! that was funny as chit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did the dog collar thing, ***gin hurts!
haha that would be a pretty good video to see! dont know why somebody would do that just for 25 bucks though! is your bro a crackhead or something and running low on cash and crack? that is the only thing i could think of why somebody would do that to themselves, johnny knoxville and bam margera would do it but there is a difference they make millions on it!
hahaha, thats awesome.. shoulda done some mace also... ha
My brother got a drunk and put the dog collar around his upper thigh and let me have the controller, ooops my finger slipped onto that button, it sobered him up in a NY minute.
we got to muff around with those a little bit in the military.....they completely incapacitate someone......the wierd deal is, as soon as the shock is over..recovery is immediate and no side effects are felt. Also, the 950,00 volt shock is greatly reduced as soon as resistance is applied..human flesh for example.....
Thats is a great way to find out if your brother has any heart related issues
some guy from a radio station here did the tazer thing on air and end up dead because he had a heart issue he didn't realize existedJust go to youtube and search for teaser or stun gun. You'll see hundreds of videos.
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last night we broke out dereks 50K volt stun gun and were messin around with it and derek was drinkin a beer out side on the porch while havin a smoke and he picked the beer up and i got him right in the bicep. i diddnt know you could throw a beer fast enough to crush the can against the wall.
we did the mace thing to a buddy last summer at a wedding rehearsal dinner. bad idea, face was still red for the wedding the next day. plus in the august sun he sweat it out his pores and burned all over again.
found this on totallyamaha
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop
that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was
looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across
was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the
taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect
on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to
safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and
brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
button. Nothing!
I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get
the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to
myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries,
right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking
that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and
disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5” long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A
batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as
to say, 'don't do it dip****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door,
picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet,
over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire,
testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in
the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before,
clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an
attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
SON-OF-A-*****, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative
thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up
and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where
it originally was.
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt
like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I poop myself,
but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a
faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe was came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for
their safe return!!
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'
__________________
Scandinavian Tech Services
03 RX-1 MOD, 08 Nytro Powderlites Stage 2
Thanks to F-Bomb Racing, 2CoolAirvents and Powderlites
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop
that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was
looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across
was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the
taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect
on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to
safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and
brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the
button. Nothing!
I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the
button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get
the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to
myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries,
right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking
that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and
disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would
purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5” long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A
batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as
to say, 'don't do it dip****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . .WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door,
picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet,
over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the
fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire,
testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in
the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before,
clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an
attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
SON-OF-A-*****, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative
thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up
and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of
the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where
it originally was.
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt
like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I poop myself,
but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a
faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe was came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for
their safe return!!
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'
__________________
Scandinavian Tech Services
03 RX-1 MOD, 08 Nytro Powderlites Stage 2
Thanks to F-Bomb Racing, 2CoolAirvents and Powderlites
LOL! Send me the vid.
Wow you are a dick. Look who is talking we don't need anymore fattys. LOL!
Wow you are a dick. Look who is talking we don't need anymore fattys. LOL!
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