One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to Back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf police men heard the noise
Came and shot these two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too.
Another version:
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor:
Early this morning, late last night,
Two dead men rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one 'nother.
A stone-deaf sheriff heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
The mute psychotic shrieked in fright,
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.
Now if you doubt this lie is true?
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too.
I had never heard these but I thought they were pretty cool, had to share.
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to Back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf police men heard the noise
Came and shot these two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too.
Another version:
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor:
Early this morning, late last night,
Two dead men rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one 'nother.
A stone-deaf sheriff heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
The mute psychotic shrieked in fright,
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.
Now if you doubt this lie is true?
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too.
I had never heard these but I thought they were pretty cool, had to share.
