Ok, its getting personal now!!!

[Jeff C]

I am in the fight of my life.......


It is a battle of epic proportions,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the stealth against the seen,,,,,,,,,,,,, the night stalker against the sleeper.........David against Goliath.......


You all know what i am talking about, MOLES!!!!

It is that time of year again where the moles are out under my grass in my yard looking to feed their meth addiction! They will stop at nothing until they have searched every square feet of grass.......

Oh, I had some early success, set the trap on two different nights, and came up with two dead moles. I think the king of the moles sent these two as decoys, to get me to think as though I won.

I set the trap again last night, and the darned thing burrowed right underneath the trap. Apparently the king of the moles sent a few of the underlings to "How to beat a mole trap" school..........


Well, these Taliban have another thing coming. I switched tactics, using another method and we will see how it turns out tomorrow ..........


When I get the next one, his picture will be posted all over the internet to shame the rest of the moles from entering the "mole killers" yard!


Oh, it is personal now!

 

[TBWdracula2003]

juicy fruit.... put some juicy fruit gum down in the holes 2-3 sticks/hole and that should take care of them or try drown them out with a few hoses...

 

[yammadog]

I heard the chewing gum theory also. I gave up, they seem to stay on the same path every year, so I just fill in the holes and share the yard for a few months......

 

[adrenaline junkey]

anhydrous ammonia and then fill the hole back in or lots of water leave it run all night once ya find the hole

 

[XXL]

A mole sticks his head out of a hole and says "I smell Pancakes!" Another mole sticks his head out and says "I smell it too, "Pancakes and Syrup, yummm!" A very small young mole can't quite get his head out of the hole says "All I can smell is mol-asses."
Yea it's corny alright.

 

[Ex-Member]

Heh, chewing gum works rather well with p-dogs too. Don't need a license to kill 'em that way vs. phosphor pellets

Tried those ultrasonic mole repeller dealies?

 

[Gimpster]

Ya see, I got this old Dodge with a 440 and an exhaust hose. I cover the end of the hose with dirt in one hole to seal it off, duct tape around the hose to the tail pipe, cover any other holes I can find from them in the ground. Fire up the Dodge, pull the choke half way out and let her idle for 4 to 5 hours.
I heard it makes them swollow their nuts backwards before they die..

----- Gimpster ----

 

[m7john]

Ya see, I got this old Dodge with a 440 and an exhaust hose. I cover the end of the hose with dirt in one hole to seal it off, duct tape around the hose to the tail pipe, cover any other holes I can find from them in the ground. Fire up the Dodge, pull the choke half way out and let her idle for 4 to 5 hours.
I heard it makes them swollow their nuts backwards before they die..

----- Gimpster ----

i tried this and i did not work for me. i had a few beers in me one night and thought i would try and burn them out. i covered every hole they had and let the acetylene run in the one hole left open for about 3 to 4 minutes. tried to light it and it would not go. so i wondered around for a couple minutes looking for the torch i did not think it would light after this. i was standing about 2 ft. away from the hole went to light the torch and flames must have shot about 20 feet in the air straight out of the hole. the only thing i got rid of that night was my eyebrows

 

[Wade]

Ya see, I got this old Dodge with a 440 and an exhaust hose. I cover the end of the hose with dirt in one hole to seal it off, duct tape around the hose to the tail pipe, cover any other holes I can find from them in the ground. Fire up the Dodge, pull the choke half way out and let her idle for 4 to 5 hours.
I heard it makes them swollow their nuts backwards before they die..
----- Gimpster ----

Nothing funnier than killing them carbon monoxide sick rats with a stick, when they come out.

Jerry Clower - Rat Killin

 

[Gimpster]

Nothing funnier than killing them carbon monoxide sick rats with a stick, when they come out.

Jerry Clower - Rat Killin

hahaha, my wife runs them blind bastages down with the tiller
Reminds me, Used to have a cat would stop dead in his tracks while crossing the yard. Sonar his ears down at the ground, twist his head around all robotic-like, then the roots started to fly. When he scored, he would ponder around like a robin that just yanked a worm.
Speaking of yankin the worm... I have to find another girl friend... the wife is feeding me TV dinners again so she is definately getting bored with me being around the house. Hafta put up the sonar for da poon since my best girl walked last week

----- Gimpster -----

 

[MARCUSO]

Try a wine bottle.

I heard if you put the wine bottle in the hole with the neck up, the wind passes and makes the bottle whistle, and the moles can's stand it.


funny thread.

 

[Scott]

Holey Moley...If you have a problem with moles you need to see a dermatologist.

 

[Ridgerat]

i tried this and i did not work for me. i had a few beers in me one night and thought i would try and burn them out. i covered every hole they had and let the acetylene run in the one hole left open for about 3 to 4 minutes. tried to light it and it would not go. so i wondered around for a couple minutes looking for the torch i did not think it would light after this. i was standing about 2 ft. away from the hole went to light the torch and flames must have shot about 20 feet in the air straight out of the hole. the only thing i got rid of that night was my eyebrows

OMG Man, Tears, Thats funny!

 

[modsledr]

Try a wine bottle.

I heard if you put the wine bottle in the hole with the neck up, the wind passes and makes the bottle whistle, and the moles can's stand it.


funny thread.

LMAO...cmon Cuso, that's almost as good as the one about the guy from Edmonton who knew how to drive in the ice and snow!!

got chains?

 

[Jeff C]

Ok, I just checked the trap and had a huge grin on my face...............until I pulled the trap from the ground. It was sprung but no mole.

I think a few of them are in special ops, going out and finding the traps and setting them off! These b@$t@rds are taunting me!!

There are no holes, just burrows all over my yard.


The weird part of this is that normally in my thoughts I sound like myself. But when I am thinking about these moles, my inner voice is starting to switch to that of "Carl" from Caddyshack........

"Doctors orders"


I just reset the trap and as I was doing this I found myself shreiking like Carl did when he was forming the clay explosive gophers.........

 

[Tedd]

A mole sticks his head out of a hole and says "I smell Pancakes!" Another mole sticks his head out and says "I smell it too, "Pancakes and Syrup, yummm!" A very small young mole can't quite get his head out of the hole says "All I can smell is mol-asses."
Yea it's corny alright.

That is some funny chit right there, I don't care who ya are....

 

[Camden]

Jeff - Google "Granular mole control" and check out some of the products that show up. Very inexpensive and very effective.

Good luck...moles suck

 

[Gimpster]

HAHAHA !!!

You guys rock... My sides been hurting from laughin' so hard since XXL molasses joke ! Then Scott.... yer killing me even more !

----- Gmpster -----

 

[wickman]

I've got them bastiges in my yard too. Every morning there is a new mound along side the driveway. Anybody have any spare C4 laying around?

 

[SAWYER]

LMFAO. this is a good thread