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New Hudd Fogger Nitrous Kit

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beeler

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I am just finishing testing on my new Hudd Fogger Nitrous Kit. I have tested it on our 1979 Polaris 340 Colt. This baby will high mark with the best of them. I have a special attachment that hooks around your chode that collects all the hudd foggs and pipes them into the carburetor. The system runs on pure Hudd Fogg POWER. We have found though extensive testing that a combo of 7-eleven burritos and broccoli give you the most power. When you pit your shants there is so much power the old colt about wheelies over perfect for setting the high mark. Kits sell for only 99.00 all you need is a shop vac nossle and some duct tape.

A good Shart is good for at least 75 HP !!!
 
And the 383 has Kung Pow chicken.

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...straight, unfiltered sharts have been known to plug the nozzles. It is recommended to introduce a sh!t/F@rt separator just upstream of the nitrous manifold...jmho :beer;:beer;:beer;
 
For 2010 we will be providing the public with our exclusive "keys to Hudd Fogger Power" insiders guide. It will cover topics like key foods, such as high fiber items, and the essential power foods like pickled eggs and sour kraut. Considering the price of this kit it is a steal at 99 bucks, if you don't mind spending a little money on chode wax. The John Deere Liquid Fire kit will also be avalible for the 2010 season. BIG BOYS MOVE OVER HUDD FOGGER IS HERE!!!!
 
Greenies in disguise???

Hey........wait a minute is this part of that green movement?, you guy's almost fooled me but I'm on to ya!, personal defication reclamation ha!:p
 
Hudd Fogg

Reserve your kit now. Only 99.00 and I will throw in a genuine pair of dingle berry scissors. You cant have pesky dingleberrys plugging your Hudd Fogger when your vintage machine is setting a high mark. Also just in case of pluggage I will offering free syphoning lessons. If you suck on the hose and let off at the right time no actual Hudd will be inhaled. I have to say that for legal reasons and liability that I am in no way authorized to fix Hudd related accidents.
 
[Do you have any remedies for the shart/nitrous backfire? How do you stop that? ]


I hear that the guys that are running "unrestricted", in other motorsports use a screaming sphincter check valve. This check valve also helps control blow by, thereby controlling dingleberry build up and the need to carry additional gear such as scissors (we all know that riding with scissors is infinitely more hazardous than running with scissors)....jmho :beer;:beer;:beer;:beer;
 
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Hudd Fogger

We found through exttensive testing on the Cold and the John Deere Trailfire that if tuned properly we can keep backfires to a minimum. Order now and I will throw in my safety pamphlet " Is Beeling Hard on Your Berries " I have found that if Berry Floggage occurs it renders the Hudd Fogger kit useless. You can properly "Bristle or Hunker" when your berries are flogged. I can assure you this kit is padded with everything you need to have a safe comfortable ride.
 
Would this be adaptable to my 72 Scorpian Stingerette and would i need to run VP fuel. Worried my bogies won't handle the extra power.
 
Finally! I've been waiting for someone to engineer a way to harness this awesome power, it's just been going to waste for far too long!

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Hudd

Wow that guy would be able to really set the high mark. I am working on a special fire proof cup to protect the berries. You cant go home for a proper mount with flame broiled berries.
 
OMG!!! you guys are freakin' crazy LOLOL
Been sitting here reading this and laughing my A** off!!

Ima have to get me one of these kits. My Dad has a 78 Yamaha 340 Enticer that this will work perfectly on :)

Thanks for the comedy relief :beer;:beer;
 
THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!

Beeler and I have been killing ourselves over the summer to get the new kits ready for this season. We have spent countless hours testing the all new kit for the polaris XLT! There is just no possible way to communicate the unreal performance gains experienced with the Hudd Fogger!! Pure tripple cylinder fury everytime you brissle. With the new cutting edge chassis and suspension technology of the XLT it was only a matter of time before we perfected this "total domination package" for 2010. Don't be fooled by the recalls on last years model. We now have a patent pending on our exclusive berry sheild. No need to worry about the induction hose shifting and slurping your berries! Chode wax is now included in the kit.
 
Manscaping Kit

Buy now and I will include our new Manscaping kit. In order for the kit to seal properly to your chode you need clean slate in that region. A properly manscaped set of berries will add at least 20HP as well as keep you ready for that exciting incounter with the lady folk later that night. After the hudd fogger burns off the excess stubble you could fly down the a firepole at the station with no hang ups.


Kit includes
Choad Wax
Scissors
Shaving cream
Razor blade
Mirror for those hard to reach places.

Just be sure to remove all dingle berries as they have been found to clog your cabs thus the saying I have a turd in my carburator.

Buy now only 19.95
 
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