I personally think Klim and Motorfist should jump on these and send a bag to everyone that has bought their gear in the last 10 years and is due for new bibs. I bet they would see a huge jump in sales. I know if I was having a hard time convincing my wife to let get a new pair of bibs and I come with my bibs that have been under attack by the fury of some cute, sweet, tasting gummy bears. No one is going to touch those bibs, and presto I get new gear!
Ride back to the trail head may be a bit rough but hey, if it were easy everyone would be doing it. I would not recommend doing it with the TOBE one piece suit. That may be a bit much.