Need a little help picking up the ladies??

[sled-fiend]

LMFAO check out how WEAK this fools game is


The story is this:

A girl was out with friends having drinks on King St.
(in Toronto). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how cute she
is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of
him.

This is the call that follows:

http://odeo.com/episodes/23966244-dimitri-thestud-mp3-audio-mpeg-Object

 

[Ex-Member]

link's broken

 

[sled-fiend]

Should work now

 

[SLEDIOT]

That was fawkin awesome, get that guys # for me so I can get my ol' lady t ofone him and then put the hubby on for the reason she didnt call..............LMAO

 

[Wired1]

Geez, what a tool. I thought I met losers. He wins. DELETE.

BTW, he's leaving these at work? (business card0

 

[shortstop20]

Grade A douchebag with a holier than thou attitude, no wonder she didn't call back.

 

[rocketron]

Wow that is so much more elegent than my pick up line. I'm Ron, I f%&^, how do you like me so far? Beware, woman are fast, they will closed fist you in the face when you are not prepared! Don't ask me how I know!

 

[94fordguy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[Fosgate]

Olga, how would you like to go out for pizza and f#$k? Or don't you like pizza?

I picked up my current GF after playing "Kiss me I'm ShEtfaced" by the Dropkick Murphys. Loosens her knickers everytime. It will be played at the reception, inlaws ought to love that.
http://www.youtube.com/results?sear...ick+murphys&search_type=&aq=0&oq=kiss+me+I'm+

 

[woodzy]

How 'bout you and I go for dinner and a movie?? And by dinner, I mean were gonna fu@k, and by movie, I mean we're gonna film it!!?? 60% of the time it works every time!!!

 

[Himark]

Dimitri the "stud" what a loser.