I hope this hasn't already been posted, I just got it in an email.....
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President
Obama's proposal to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was
brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper
equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with
millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an
excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or
lost in the pits.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President
Obama's proposal to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was
brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper
equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with
millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an
excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or
lost in the pits.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.
