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This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.


A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?


A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.


B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.


Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting Licen se Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone Sta te and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

I hope this goes around the
USA
at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????
 
mabye ur wife is happy to stay home and raise kids, im sure i wont marry one who has those view though,....Times change T/A, and if ur house was gone in a matter of days like those in new orleans, and your family was struggling to eat everyday i think youd be singin a different tune....
 
mabye ur wife is happy to stay home and raise kids, im sure i wont marry one who has those view though,....Times change T/A, and if ur house was gone in a matter of days like those in new orleans, and your family was struggling to eat everyday i think youd be singin a different tune....

nah... from what i know of t/a he wouldnt be singing a different tune. by that i mean he WOULD NOT be dependent on the government to help him out. the people in new orleans were governmentally dependent previous to the hurricane and it continues to the present.
 
nah... from what i know of t/a he wouldnt be singing a different tune. by that i mean he WOULD NOT be dependent on the government to help him out. the people in new orleans were governmentally dependent previous to the hurricane and it continues to the present.

good, so im going to assume you and T/A send back your stimulus checks right? or donated them to a cause? You shouldnt use that government money.....
 
good, so im going to assume you and T/A send back your stimulus checks right? or donated them to a cause? You shouldnt use that government money.....

Government money??........What have you been smoking, That was our (as in american taxpayers) money to begin with. The Federal Government needs to learn how to control spending, and stop taxing us so much. The government then wouldn't have to return our money to attempt to stimulate the economy.
If we were not taxed so much to begin with, the economy would be just fine.

Aren't you a lobbyist or something like that in D.C. That explains a lot right there........:rolleyes:
 
Let's see, you build your freaking house on land next to the gulf on ground that is below sea level. Water washes it away. I should build you a new house in the same below sea level neighbors hood.

I should do this because?

Get a job, get two jobs, he11 get three is that is what it takes to support yourself and your family. I have to work two jobs to pay my taxes already. Rebate my arse.

Some of you folks on here sure have some strange priorities and unrealistic expectations of the ever shrinking tax paying public.
 
Good Post T/A although I'm not normally a fan of oversimplifying govt policy/taxation and spending it puts into perspective the amount of money some of the govt officials seem to throw around like chump change.
 
Let's see, you build your freaking house on land next to the gulf on ground that is below sea level. Water washes it away. I should build you a new house in the same below sea level neighbors hood.

I should do this because?

Get a job, get two jobs, he11 get three is that is what it takes to support yourself and your family. I have to work two jobs to pay my taxes already. Rebate my arse.

Some of you folks on here sure have some strange priorities and unrealistic expectations of the ever shrinking tax paying public.

I'm starting to like Sldgy more and more!!

I've always wondered how anyone living in public housing and drawing welfare could possibly b!tch about how the govt isn't doing enough to help them.
 
good, so im going to assume you and T/A send back your stimulus checks right? or donated them to a cause? You shouldnt use that government money.....

wrong!! that was my money in the first place... why should i send it back so they can spend it uselessly?:rolleyes: typical big government crony comment... like somehow they did me a favor. i earned it thats the whole point.
 
wrong!! that was my money in the first place... why should i send it back so they can spend it uselessly?:rolleyes: typical big government crony comment... like somehow they did me a favor. i earned it thats the whole point.

excuses are like *******s bud, everyones got em and they all STINK!

Your right, i am for government. I have seen what it can do and i have faith in it.
 
Let's see, you build your freaking house on land next to the gulf on ground that is below sea level. Water washes it away. I should build you a new house in the same below sea level neighbors hood.

I should do this because?

Get a job, get two jobs, he11 get three is that is what it takes to support yourself and your family. I have to work two jobs to pay my taxes already. Rebate my arse.

Some of you folks on here sure have some strange priorities and unrealistic expectations of the ever shrinking tax paying public.

Where should they get these three jobs? up the street? or should they just walk 40 miles away and live in the bushes till they have the money to rebuild thier homes?

Try going more than 100 miles from where you were born and seeing what poverty is sldgy. Have you been to downtown compton latley? Theres alot of familys who wonder if they are going to eat at night. And before you say they are just a bunch of lazy crackheads, which some are, many also work hard.
 
Where should they get these three jobs? up the street? or should they just walk 40 miles away and live in the bushes till they have the money to rebuild thier homes?

Try going more than 100 miles from where you were born and seeing what poverty is sldgy. Have you been to downtown compton latley? Theres alot of familys who wonder if they are going to eat at night. And before you say they are just a bunch of lazy crackheads, which some are, many also work hard.

Whatever it takes, walk, run, crawl! That is the way it works in most places on the planet we call home.
Government can't solve the problem!

Government is the problem!


Don't assume that sldgy doesn't understand poverty. So stop with the personal attacks and generalities.
 
wrong!! that was my money in the first place... why should i send it back so they can spend it uselessly?:rolleyes: typical big government crony comment... like somehow they did me a favor. i earned it thats the whole point.

good point Brian,,i did my part to stimulate the economy while OUR government lets the oil companys bend us all over---
 
Interesting read. Although government doesn't always use common sense when spending, obligating or allocating money; I think the constituents of politicians also need to start owning up to the problems and be careful what they ask for.
 
excuses are like *******s bud, everyones got em and they all STINK!

Your right, i am for government. I have seen what it can do and i have faith in it.

explain to me this excuse? :rolleyes: its no excuse at all... you make it sound like it was the governments in the first place and they did me a favor. typical government mentality.you have faith in an entity that operates at about 30% effeciency, wants to control the people(via many avenues such as taxation, energy, speech, guns... you get the point), and well is just basically corrupt at its core?? you will have faith in that... knock yourself out because to me that defies the elementary principals of logic.
 
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