Multipurpose thread

[Mafesto]

I've created this cornicopia of stupid questions in the spirit of streamlining and simplifying, this one thread could make several other stupid threads obsolete.


If you had the best sled deck on the best truck with the best sleds on it topped off with the best 2 stroke oil............

What oil would be in which brand sled on what deck mounted onto which truck?

Oh, and even though specifications along with majority of people and common sense have already answered this.......

Would this work well on a shortbox halfton while hauling 1500 # of people & gear in addition to deck & sleds?

 

[jzanc532]

bahaha lmao!!!! I'll try to answer.
The oil would be extra virgin olive oil, and not that cheap great value Walmart brand, Bertolli or you might as well put water in it. If you do take this option, IMO Fiji water is the best. However my friends tho have used Voss brand water with pretty good results (only 4 blown engines last season between my 3 life long bro's I met two years ago).

Brand of sled is simple there is a simple equation that can be used to find the best current sled: Best sled=(Favorite pro rider's brand of sled)-(Polaris guys opinions)-(Skidoo Guys opinion)-(Arctic Cat guys opinion)-(Yamaha guys opinion)+ (The guys that own the same sled as your favorite pro rider's opinion). You then take the limit of this equation as (Favorite pro rider's brand of sled) approaches infinite. Once this is done, you will see that the brand your favorite pro rider rides is the BEST brand!

Ok best sled deck brand is also simple, in December I will be releasing my own brand of decks made out of silly string, zip ties and my new prototype water proof paper mache (patent pending). These decks will weigh only 4 pounds and will come with a 9 second warranty. The price will be right around 2000 USD. Pm me for more detail if you are interested in pre-ordering one.

Best truck to mount a sled deck on is a simple as asking "is obama a good president?". So Ford is the best brand obviously, not only have they had the best selling truck since Jesus was born, it is also a proven fact that if you drive a Ford you WILL NOT get girls. Which leaves more time for sledding.

Now for the last question can you mount a deck on a short bed half ton? Yes you can! If it safe or not is a different story, my middle name is "unsafe" so IMO go for it (my middle name is actually Robert, but thats not nearly as cool or proves a point)! Payloads are just numbers that Al Gore and other liberals made up, so they arent really useful.

Anyways I hoped this cleared up some confusion, Pm me about those sled decks or want me to answer any other questions about life, math or anything.

 

[94fordguy]

bahaha lmao!!!! I'll try to answer.
The oil would be extra virgin olive oil, and not that cheap great value Walmart brand, Bertolli or you might as well put water in it. If you do take this option, IMO Fiji water is the best. However my friends tho have used Voss brand water with pretty good results (only 4 blown engines last season between my 3 life long bro's I met two years ago).

Brand of sled is simple there is a simple equation that can be used to find the best current sled: Best sled=(Favorite pro rider's brand of sled)-(Polaris guys opinions)-(Skidoo Guys opinion)-(Arctic Cat guys opinion)-(Yamaha guys opinion)+ (The guys that own the same sled as your favorite pro rider's opinion). You then take the limit of this equation as (Favorite pro rider's brand of sled) approaches infinite. Once this is done, you will see that the brand your favorite pro rider rides is the BEST brand!

Ok best sled deck brand is also simple, in December I will be releasing my own brand of decks made out of silly string, zip ties and my new prototype water proof paper mache (patent pending). These decks will weigh only 4 pounds and will come with a 9 second warranty. The price will be right around 2000 USD. Pm me for more detail if you are interested in pre-ordering one.

Best truck to mount a sled deck on is a simple as asking "is obama a good president?". So Ford is the best brand obviously, not only have they had the best selling truck since Jesus was born, it is also a proven fact that if you drive a Ford you WILL NOT get girls. Which leaves more time for sledding.

Now for the last question can you mount a deck on a short bed half ton? Yes you can! If it safe or not is a different story, my middle name is "unsafe" so IMO go for it (my middle name is actually Robert, but thats not nearly as cool or proves a point)! Payloads are just numbers that Al Gore and other liberals made up, so they arent really useful.

Anyways I hoped this cleared up some confusion, Pm me about those sled decks or want me to answer any other questions about life, math or anything.

LOL

That was pure GENIUS!!!!!!

 

[jzanc532]

Thanks, It only took me an hour to write haha

 

[Mafesto]

I thought this more entertaining than all of the gay polls.

 

[Dartos]

I will get on the list for your zip tie and paper mache sled deck but only if it has a sink to clean my stainless steel muff pot.

 

[Chaos]

Jzanc,

It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer that the foundation for your hypothesis for what is the best truck is extremely flawed, even at its most simplistic level of consideration. Based on extensive research utilizing the most involved and highly complex logic based decisional techniques, I have found on a repeatable basis, Chevy not only gets all the girls, it is the best truck.

If you were wondering what that process is, I hold a piece of candy in my open palm and ask my 3 year old grandson, Is grandpas Chevy truck the best? He will answer every time “Chevy is the best truck grandpa”, every time. The successful repeatability of this complex study is extraordinary. To be honest though, I have recorded slight deviations in his answers if candy is not used to motivate response and to insure consistency in answers....

I ask you, who would doubt the honesty of a 3 year old.

Safe riding....

Chaos