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Most romantic Marriage Proposal...

Conversation among the GUYS at the gym today, who has the most romantic yet? Lets here them as a buddy is looking for ideas....he wants to make her cry, I said, just give it time, shell cry allright!
 
Wife calls husband at Summer camp and says "honey, I'm pregnant" guy has been out celebrating the end of Summer camp and says "well, I guess we better get married" and in the same breathe... rolls a dollar bill goodntite for the next dancer.
 
I saw on tv this couple gets pulled over by a cop and the cop gets on the loud speaker and says "Driver, get out, with your hands up and walk backwards toward my car" the driver does.. the cop says to the passenger (the lady) "Passenger, get out with your hands up and walk backwards toward my car and stand beside the driver a good arms length apart" the passenger does. Cop says to both of them "Ok, now both of you get on your knees" they both do. Cop says "Passenger, look away from the driver" (at this time the driver is getting the ring out and getting on one knee) Cop says "Passenger, now turn towards the driver" passenger does.

hahaha priceless! :D
 
My real life marriage proposal====

We had just got done dancing and headed home, discussing this and that, and such. Marriage came up "somewhere" in the conversation, (still don't know how), anyhow, we are driving along and at exactly mile post 327, (only reason I remember that mi post is it reminds me of a 327 chev), in my 1977 Dodge Power Wagon rust bucket, listening to 80's hair band music, I Popped the ?. And she said YES. 2 days later I went and bought a ring.

How romantic is that??????

13yrs later she still "likes" me.:D

Btw, she's listening to me right now laughing her arse off:)


OHHH The memories!!!!!! Good stuff.
 
My g/f is a chocolate fanatic. So with that in mind, I machined a two part Hersey Kiss out of stainless steel. The Kiss had a pocket on the inside wear I hid the ring. Wrapped it in tin foil and took her to the St. Paul Hotel (classy joint!). The concere (sp?) set it up in the room while we were having a beer at the hotel bar. It fooled her %100! It was a pretty cool time..worked exactly as planned!
 
My real life marriage proposal

We had a Christmas vacation planned to Hawaii and the first morning we were there we went to the top of the Volcano on Maui and while we were watching the sun rise and I slid the ring on her finger and asked the big question.

She had no Idea it was coming because I had told her that I did not want to get married ever.
 
hell she knew it was coming...but my huge plan was this. It was deer opener and she HATES the swamp and dead deer. So my plan was to go hunting all day and get a deer. Then go in and ask her to come out and help/keep my company while I gutted it. Then bam I'd reach up in the guts and pull out the ring. IT woulda been funny.

Instead she made plans with my mom for the day. So the night before, it was about 20 degrees out and the lake was frozen, I said I was going down by the lake(strong wind off it too) and asked her to come with. After some pestering and hem hawing she joined me. So we just sat on the bench on one of the docks for awhile throwing rocks on the ice(it was making the sweet new ice sound). Mind yu she knew I had thering because she helped pick it out.

I decided I might as well so I got off the bench and kinda squatted(it was cold out and my knees hurt so no kneeling) and said "so will you" and she goes, "will I what" so I had to say the whole will you marry me deal and then I said, "this is as close to knee as your gettting babe". And I'll be damned she said yes and we are going strong at 10 months, I think...
 
catch and release, catch and release!!! You would not beleive the hell I have gone thru the last year trying to get un married.
 
Here's how the last guy must have proposed to my ex: Sweetheart, I know you are a lying,cheating &*$$&, I know you abandoned your kids, I know you took every penny your last husband had, I know you smell like a marlboro red, and I know you sit around the house drinking all day every day.I think you would be good for me - let's get married & have another kid to put on welfare along with my other kids!:D (poor bastage):D
 
I got married at the top of Lone Mountain at Big Sky. Told her I had to stop because of "ice" in my boot. Pulled out the ring, she said yes. Skiied down the Big Couloir. Good times.

Best engagement stroy I know: Minnesota has a pretty big/popular Science Museum. Buddy of mine calls them up and asks if they will help him with his engagement plans. They say yes. His best man is a graphic designer. Best man builds this huge display board (like 8' x 16') made to look exactly like one of the museum's exhibits. The display is a long timeline and it's titled at the top "Our History". The timeline goes back like 50 million years, and contains a bunch major events in world history. (Examples: 25,000 b.c. - Man first uses fire. 500 a.d. - Alexander the Great captures Asia. 1100 a.d. - Marco Polo finds trade route to the east.) The timeline goes up through the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World, etc. (The important thing here is that the display is totally professional looking and bad-a$$). When it gets to the 1990's, there is an event that says "1997 - Tom and Tracy's first date" , and he has the Wild tix from their first date attached to the display. Then there are some other "events" from their lives and the dates they happened, and pictures of the two of them along the way. The last event on the timeline says "May 31, 2000 - Tom asks Tracy to marry him".

So anyway, the Science Museum puts this "exhibit" in with the rest of their normal exhibits on the day that he is planning to bring her to the Science Museum. (She thinks they are just going to kill some time before dinner.) They start walking through the exhibits, until they get to his timeline. She thinks it is just another exhibit and starts casually reading it. When she gets to the first part about the two of them, she freaks out (still hasn't figured it out yet) and starts yelling "Oh my God! Oh my God! My picture is on here!!!" Then she sees the part about Tom asking Tracy to marry him. By then, he is down on his knee with a ring in hand, and she is bawling. Fortunately she says yes, becuase a bunch of their family and some museum employees are all hiding nearby watching the whole thing.
 
wife got knocked up ....laying on the couch puking .....and I said ...will you marry me ??? she takes a big puke .....and we seal it with a kiss ..

true story
 
it was my birthday & my bf called me at work at 4 & asked if i could leave early. i said i could at 4:30. so i go home thinking we were going out for supper. i pull in the garage & smell the grill but had my hands full of stuff so i was going to take it in the house & come back out to check the grill thinking it was leaking propane or something. the bf's vehicle was not home so i didn't think he was home. i walked in the house & supper was made & on the table waiting. our puppy came running out to the door to see me. we ate & were sitting there talking about going up to the bar to get my free bday drink & he told our puppy to go get my present (like he listens) & then he pulled something out of his pocket & got down on one knee & asked me if i would marry him. i pushed the puppy out of my lap & said of course & gave him a huge hug & kiss. nothing fancy but it was perfect for me!!!
 
My wife and I lived together before getting married and we have two golden retrievers. The male golden has to run around the house with something in his mouth when he gets excited (which is most of the time). So we were used to stopping him and pulling out shoes, bills, magazines, remote controls.........or whatever out of his mouth. She was in the bathroom getting ready for a night out with the girls and I handed my dog the box and sent him on his way. I then yelled out that he "had something" again. She reached in his mouth and pulled out the box and started crying.

Not really romantic, but she loves that dog so it only made sense that he should make the delivery.
 
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