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Adrenaline Revolution
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and tha t guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over . So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and
gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has t o think for a moment before he comes
up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee-wee is 'SECRET' Now
give me a dang beer."
The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says:
Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and tha t guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over . So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and
gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has t o think for a moment before he comes
up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee-wee is 'SECRET' Now
give me a dang beer."
The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asked, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says:
Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
