Sunday Morning
Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing
Again without smiling..
Upon hearing that Her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
Straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
had a
Heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that
2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely Be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we Figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells Would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
the Ding And out on the Dong. She paused to wipe away a tear, And continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream
Truck hadn't come along.
Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing
Again without smiling..
Upon hearing that Her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
Straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
had a
Heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that
2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely Be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we Figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells Would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
the Ding And out on the Dong. She paused to wipe away a tear, And continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream
Truck hadn't come along.
