TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and
rub it on a cat's a** and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and
rub it on a cat's a** and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
