Mom, why do brides wear "white" wedding dresses??

[Good to Go]

Mom replies, "Well son, it's so everyone present will know that she is pure".

Just to double check, the boy runs in to the den and asks Dad. "How come wedding dresses are white?"

"Son, all household appliances come in white".



And now you know....

 

[Scott]

My wife just shook her head at that one.

 

[speeddemon]

Lol awesome!!!

 

[woodzy]

so the dishwasher matches the fridge.....

 

[cubby]

FUNNY CHIT

 

[2001rmk700]

lol that is awsome hahah

 

[zsnow]

hahahaha thats something i could picture my dad saying!

 

[adrenaline junkey]

lmao but what if you have a black dishwasher stove and fridge going to have to paint the wife

 

[Weekday Warrior]

lmao but what if you have a black dishwasher stove and fridge going to have to paint the wife

time to replace that one last appliance to something with a little color?

 

[Weekday Warrior]

well it must be "OK" as you can see this picture has the exact opposite as what you describe.

 

[rockdog2112]

 

[framus]

duct tape?

The dress, the woman, the xxxs.

 

[SAWYER]

lmao