I saw this the other day posted. Figured I would share since it is a great read....
here is the link to the add.
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/1962718796.html
Lately I have been receiving too much unsolicited female attention so my wife says this has to go! These trucks are most commonly used to transport Ninjas in their native Japan but over here they have proven extremely effective at attracting the opposite sex…almost too good. With over 750 lbs of carrying capacity in the 6’ box (1250 if you purchase the optional lift kit) and on the fly 4wd you can even pick up big girls without fear of overloading this bad boy. This great running truck can run on pure testosterone but your fuel economy will improve dramatically if you add 7 gallons of unleaded gasoline every 200-300 miles. With only 28,000 miles on this baby it will probably last much longer than your first marriage. I paid more for this truck but to keep the home fires burning I will let it go for $5,500 obo. For an extra $175 I will throw in the brand new 2” lift kit. Think about it, for a fraction of the lifelong cost of gym memberships, protein powders, laser hair removal, eharmony subscriptions and breathe mints you can be well on your way to partying like a rockstar. Plus, I have never seen a gym membership run to the store for groceries or pack a Boone and Crockett whitetail down the highway at a comfortable 55 mph! Send me an email or give me a call and we can make arrangements for you to come get a taste of the good life.
Ladies, for obvious reasons, please plan on bringing a male escort to the test drive.
Call Judd @ 406-231-1545 or send me an email
•Location: Vaughn, MT
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
here is the link to the add.
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/1962718796.html
Lately I have been receiving too much unsolicited female attention so my wife says this has to go! These trucks are most commonly used to transport Ninjas in their native Japan but over here they have proven extremely effective at attracting the opposite sex…almost too good. With over 750 lbs of carrying capacity in the 6’ box (1250 if you purchase the optional lift kit) and on the fly 4wd you can even pick up big girls without fear of overloading this bad boy. This great running truck can run on pure testosterone but your fuel economy will improve dramatically if you add 7 gallons of unleaded gasoline every 200-300 miles. With only 28,000 miles on this baby it will probably last much longer than your first marriage. I paid more for this truck but to keep the home fires burning I will let it go for $5,500 obo. For an extra $175 I will throw in the brand new 2” lift kit. Think about it, for a fraction of the lifelong cost of gym memberships, protein powders, laser hair removal, eharmony subscriptions and breathe mints you can be well on your way to partying like a rockstar. Plus, I have never seen a gym membership run to the store for groceries or pack a Boone and Crockett whitetail down the highway at a comfortable 55 mph! Send me an email or give me a call and we can make arrangements for you to come get a taste of the good life.
Ladies, for obvious reasons, please plan on bringing a male escort to the test drive.
Call Judd @ 406-231-1545 or send me an email
•Location: Vaughn, MT
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
