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Mid life crisis averted

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Abominable

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After being married for 42 years, a man took a careful look at his wife
one day and said, 'honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a
POS car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19-year-old chick.'

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things.

Without hesitation the wife told him to go ahead, go out and find a
hot 19-year-old girl to sleep with, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV!

Aren't older women great? They really know exactly how to solve your mid-life crisis!
 
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