Make up a story thread!

[straight-shot]

I'll start with a one sentence and you help make up the story!
Here we go!

One day a man went to the hardware store and.......

 

[cat rider]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier

 

[MORSNO]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck

 

[AKSNOWRIDER]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............

 

[hivoltagesledhead]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............

ears, a flat head and no teeth..........

 

[m8magicandmystery]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............



expectations from any man entering her

 

[straight-shot]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............



expectations from any man entering her

store that drove a Ferrari and.........

 

[SLEDPEDDLER]

store that drove a Ferrari and.........

was willing to pay for...

 

[XXL]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............

Knockers that you hang on the front door.............

 

[straight-shot]

One day a man went to the hardware store and....... hit on the cashier...while his ol lady waited in the truck .................the cashier was a cute blond with big............

Knockers that you hang on the front door.............

You would know someone was at the door because the knockers would............

 

[HDEMWET]

emit a squealing noise when squeezed gently in the palm of your hands...

 

[94fordguy]

emit a squealing noise when squeezed gently in the palm of your hands...

until they exploded and....

 

[trigger fish]

....shot milk all over the floor. The wife seeing all of.....

 

[winter brew]

....shot milk all over the floor. The wife seeing all of.....

...the neighborhood cats coming to clean up....

 

[HDEMWET]

grabbed her shotgun and yelled...

 

[Scott]

"Holla 1 8 7 with my milk on the flo.."

 

[PhantomCat]

As she squeezed the trigger..

 

[HDEMWET]

some guy knocked on the door and asked "Do you know how to get to the main lodge?" with his hand on his hip......

 

[Scott]

some guy knocked on the door and asked "Do you know how to get to the main lodge?" with his hand on his hip......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost spit on the screen. LMAO



The husband turned and said to him...."Yeah, go down there, make a right and go that way."

 

[PhantomCat]

Don't go to far or you'll end up in...