Lunch with dad

[skidoorulz]

My 75 year old dad and I were at a cafe the other day having lunch. And my dad was looking at a kid at the next table who had spiked hair and it was dyed pink and green and red and purple and yellow and al sorts of colors. All of a sudden the kid looked over at my dad and said "what's the matter old man? Weren't you ever young and did something wild and crazy?" Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on it when he said " Well I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock and I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

[Aug]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awsome! Would have loved to seen his face after that.

 

[sldgy]

Sex with a peacock, is that possible?

 

[summitX]

That is a good one! Would've been awesome to see in person!!

 

[HawkShot99]

I could never think that fast.

 

[Snoman69]

OMFG... That is priceless ...... Bet the kid was speachless.....


Btw - Sweet avatar

 

[Ex-Member]

Sex with a peacock, is that possible?

Yup. And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[HawkShot99]

Yup. And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[AkHockey10]

What did the kid do?

 

[augerin]

^^^^^^^^^^^that's funny^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahaha

 

[sleddin pete]

You're Dad sounds like a quick witted older guy.His response almost made my beer shoot out my nose

 

[REV414]

Rotflmfao

 

[MARV1]

Priceless

Bet the kid won't be a smart mouth anymore.

 

[yardfarmer]

I would think that its a joke and didn't really happen! Or did it?

 

[Sidehiller]

Old joke (used to be cowboy, hippie and a buffalo) but I like this version.

 

[LM.]

That is priceless.

 

[beer gut]

The version I heard was an old sailor and a parrot...

 

[skidoorulz]

Sorry guys it was a joke. I'd like to think if my dad was alive today that it just may have gone like that.