LOSE 100 LBS ON YOUR SLED, EASY!!!

[kanedog]

I will fill all your seats, running boards, suspension, bumpers, handlebars with a new, special proprietary substance. Only available to special riders. This is a MAJOR sledding advancement.

I will seal all your tubing and fit the ends with a special fitting to fill any void area with top secret "sledding" helium.

Cost is $10,500 USD. $12,500 for upgraded perfume smelling helium. $14,500 for hi performance helium. $80,000 full helium custom build-net sled weight-ZERO pounds!!!!!

No warranty. My product is the best.

 

[christopher]

Ya ya ya.
Promises promises.

But does it work on a YAMAHA???

 

[eyefish123]

So, what would the cost be just to fill me up with the helium (probably the perfume scented stuff) just so I could take off about 30 pounds? I am sure that would help the performance of both my sled and my bike and save me from dieting and exercise. Win Win!!!

 

[NorthMNSledder]

I read online that if you do this to a Pro is it like dividing by zero. Any truth to that?

 

[Top Notch]

If it was online of course it's true!

 

[2Huskies]

Divide by 0??
*Shudder..... I hear that very dangerous.

 

[05900]

Ya ya ya.
Promises promises.

But does it work on a YAMAHA???

Secret Yamaha test facility......FAIL.

 

[slash]

YA 05900 I TOLD THEM 1 SLED 2 BALLONS AND THEY SAID THEY DIDENT NEED 2ED ONE...

 

[ridehard1029]

hmm.........or we could all just cut weight on our bodies...

 

[Reeb]

I got a can of this stuff.....good stuff....Add to gas, kick some ^ss. Interested?

 

[NorthMNSledder]

hmm.........or we could all just cut weight on our bodies...

So your saying drink the stuff? Not sure if that's safe........

 

[Scott]

Ya ya ya.
Promises promises.

But does it work on a YAMAHA???

NO!

 

[OrangeKowJumper]

I have a kat I need to get rid of. I'm wondering if I puttem in a box and taped it up good and shipped it to you, via Albuquerque, and this was over your company wide shutdown and no one was available to receive packages for several weeks .. .and then you could leave the box on the dock for at least another week .. . ..if you'd take care of that for me??. .sounds like the helium would help a lot with this cat ...