Looking for a joke....

[AkHockey10]

Yup! i forget how it went.. but, if i remember right the title was something like "Cheating Wife" or something! the dude, was hiding behind his dirt bike spying on his wife, then he noticed something wrong with his bike...

help!

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[cmantle1]

Passage from a mens forum....

"i have long suspected my wife of cheating, she comes home late, gets a "ride" from her co-worker, and never talks about work. This started to hapen once a week, now shes home late everyday. Im getting extremely suspicious, i love her and care about her, but i cant have this happening. I decide one night to say im going sledding early and stay at a buddies....Im in the garage looking for a good place to hide to see if she brings her "co-worker" home, when i hear a car roll up, then foot steps and noises coming into the garage....I immediatley jump behind my dirt bike and look to see both of the sprockets on my bike are shot and it needs a new chain! ****!"

it went something like that

 

[94fordguy]

Gooder!

 

[wapitihuntin]

A very, very difficult question for Abby to ponder:

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

 

[heinracing]

im the one that posted it while back here it is




So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see some thing that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?

 

[AkHockey10]

Thanks!