The Lone Ranger was
ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims,
'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
horse.'
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse
gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed.
'You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will
still kill you in two days. What is your second
request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and
disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
again returns, this time with a brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed.
'You are indeed a man of many talents but I still
kill you tomorrow. 'What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
horse....alone.'
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is
brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
'Listen very carefully you dumb *** horse. For the
last time ....
BRING POSSEEEEEEEE
ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims,
'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
horse.'
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse
gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed.
'You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will
still kill you in two days. What is your second
request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and
disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
again returns, this time with a brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed.
'You are indeed a man of many talents but I still
kill you tomorrow. 'What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
horse....alone.'
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is
brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
'Listen very carefully you dumb *** horse. For the
last time ....
BRING POSSEEEEEEEE
