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Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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speeddemon

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to
coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew
to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the
following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his
room, so he decided
to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was
called home to glory
following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
A fter reading the first message, she
screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and
saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails
to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've
seen that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to
seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here
 
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