Lmfao!!!!

[speeddemon]

I saw a billboard sign that said:

NEED HELP, CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787


Out of curiosity, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

 

[bullfrog123]

"Hi, I'm Jesus, jew want you lawn cut?"

HAHAHA, that's funny chit there!!!!!!!!!

 

[Idaho Ice]

Mexican word of the day is July-

ju tol me ju were going to the store for beer and july to me!
Julyer!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The safe word is Qwhisky...don't you mean Whisky...Wwwhawt!

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahaha