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speeddemon
Well-known member
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they
> are married....
>
> If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have
> lost your sense of humor.
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the
> 'girls.
'
> I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
> promise!'
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down
> way too easily. Around 3 a.m.
, a bit loaded, I headed
> for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
> hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
> I cuckooed another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
> quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
> totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
> in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off
> in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need
> a new cuckoo clock.
'
>
> When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our
> clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.
'
> Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
> another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
> are married....
>
> If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have
> lost your sense of humor.
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with the
> 'girls.
'
> I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
> promise!'
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down
> way too easily. Around 3 a.m.
, a bit loaded, I headed
> for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
> hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
> I cuckooed another 9 times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
> quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
> totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
> in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off
> in the least.
>
> Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need
> a new cuckoo clock.
'
>
> When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our
> clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh ****.
'
> Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
> another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
