Little johnny.. Obama

[oonighttrain]

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked why was he a Republican..

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

I always liked Little Johnny.

 

[Gimpster]

LOL

Here is a Mom joke

One day the son came home early and walked in on his father having sex with his mother. The father noticed the boy and started laughing. The boy walked away mad. The next day the father came home from work and walked in on his boy having sex with his grandma, the father was shocked. The boy looks at the father and said its not so funny when its your mother is it.


~ Gregg ~

 

[Snorider]

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked why was he a Republican..

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

I always liked Little Johnny.

LMAO that's a gooder

 

[skibreeze]

Lol

 

[ArcticBoy]

LOL

Here is a Mom joke

One day the son came home early and walked in on his father having sex with his mother. The father noticed the boy and started laughing. The boy walked away mad. The next day the father came home from work and walked in on his boy having sex with his grandma, the father was shocked. The boy looks at the father and said its not so funny when its your mother is it.


~ Gregg ~

Good point!