i hope these arent repeats. Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits u would be a ten."
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
One friday the teacher decided to have a history queastion at 2:45 if the student got it right they could go home 15 minutes early. So the first friday the teacher calls everyone to sit down for the history queastion. "Ok class who was the United States first President?" little johnny raises his hand in the air. Teacher calls on Susie "George Washington". Thats correct you can go home early the teacher says. Next week same time she calls every one to sit down and asks who was the 16th US President? Little Johnny raises his hand really high and the teacher calls on Billy."Abraham Lincoln". Thats correct u can go home early. So on the 3rd friday Little Johnny is sick of this ****. Its about 2:45 and the teach calls everyone into there desks, and little johnny sprints out of his desk and runs over to the window and says "Holy **** look at all those Indians!!!". the teacher angryly replys who said that? Custer did see you monday.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
One friday the teacher decided to have a history queastion at 2:45 if the student got it right they could go home 15 minutes early. So the first friday the teacher calls everyone to sit down for the history queastion. "Ok class who was the United States first President?" little johnny raises his hand in the air. Teacher calls on Susie "George Washington". Thats correct you can go home early the teacher says. Next week same time she calls every one to sit down and asks who was the 16th US President? Little Johnny raises his hand really high and the teacher calls on Billy."Abraham Lincoln". Thats correct u can go home early. So on the 3rd friday Little Johnny is sick of this ****. Its about 2:45 and the teach calls everyone into there desks, and little johnny sprints out of his desk and runs over to the window and says "Holy **** look at all those Indians!!!". the teacher angryly replys who said that? Custer did see you monday.
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