George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my husband and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.. It's important at our age..........
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
> she writes him a check.
>
> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> got to call the USA so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my husband and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.. It's important at our age..........
