Late Night Obama Jokes

[christopher]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--- David Letterman

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Those aren't jokes, they are true. Fact of the matter is that Obama is not a joke, he is for real and America will not exist come 2012. We must take our country back now! Are you locked and loaded? I am. I would die to make sure that my children have freedoms and rights and the way things are going now, they won't. If you disagree then you are on the wrong side.

 

[christopher]

The next 7 months are going to be VERY interesting from the Political standpoint...

Exciting times we live in PJ.

 

[searcher11]

Dems are hoping voters will forget the intensity of the
atmosphere right now.. guess what, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
These fujkkers are going out.. period!

 

[mold]

Those aren't jokes, they are true. Fact of the matter is that Obama is not a joke, he is for real and America will not exist come 2012. We must take our country back now! Are you locked and loaded? I am. I would die to make sure that my children have freedoms and rights and the way things are going now, they won't. If you disagree then you are on the wrong side.

Isn't that what Custer said?

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Isn't that what Custer said?

Custer had a bad day and made a mistake.