Klenex Question

[xrated]

So what do you guys use to blow nose when you get a cold. Well you know when a farmers blow is out of the question.

At work we have the worst klenex ever it's like using 60 grit on a belt sander to clean your snot, half a day of using those things and your upper lip is rawer then a freaking black and blue steak. It will take a week after the cold is gone to feel better, and forget shaving too. That skin is so raw it makes ya wanna cry.

So I thought I've got this licked....Puffs with Lotion

Or not so much. Just finishing off a cold and I have used nothing but Puffs with Lotion. No raw upper lip, I can shave and not cry.

But I now have a freaking zit from hell right inside my nose. It hurts to blow my nose, it hurts to move my lip. I tried popping it but I can't get at the SOB and when I got close I wanted to cry even worse

So what would you guys do, should I suffer the raw lip from hell or the inside nose zit? Or is there something else I could try?

And for you old farts, NO I am not going to start carrying around a hankerchif

 

[Weekday Warrior]

this oughta be soft enough for those raw lips of yours

 

[89sandman]

lmfao, for those not so fresh moments...

 

[Mafesto]

I feel your pain.

I've got allergies, and for about 6 weeks in the fall, my schnozz drips like a sick
whore on a pisspot.

 

[snowbunny chaser]

We Really, Need Some Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xrated]

this oughta be soft enough for those raw lips of yours

Good burn....but why the hell do you have that on your computer?

 

[Weekday Warrior]

Its not on my computer, I was trying to be a nice guy and help you so I just googled "raw + runny + lips" and thats what come up, go figure

 

[woodpecker]

go with the Kleenex, then put some vagisil on you upper lip when done.

new joke from a combat medic!!

 

[Jeff C]

Puffs with Lotion

You just gave me an idea..............


Lubrication and clean up in one step! Bwahahahahaha

 

[AKviper]

Sounds like the TP at work. The gov't may spend a lot of money on stuff but TP is not one of them.