Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemrrhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Men are like port-a-johns. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemrrhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Men are like port-a-johns. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
