A Mexican arrives in Windsor as a Refugee to Canada . He stops the first
person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian
for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free
medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not
Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says "No, I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."
person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian
for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free
medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in Canada !"
The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada !" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not
Canadian!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says "No, I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."