So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke<O
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Bwahahaha. 
So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke<O
did he walk out with a banana..??
No. The mods took out the ending of the joke.
sorry, had to do it.
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Here's another funny for ya...
The male date drug...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.
Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer '.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'.In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
The male date drug...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.
Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer '.
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'.In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
this happened to a aircraft mechanic friend of mine
went to senior kegger, got hammered , about passed out , then came to with a fat girl riding him just about 2 knut looked at fat girl said what's up knutted, oh chit they have a kid and now he pays fat nasty girl part of his paycheck every month
went to senior kegger, got hammered , about passed out , then came to with a fat girl riding him just about 2 knut looked at fat girl said what's up knutted, oh chit they have a kid and now he pays fat nasty girl part of his paycheck every month
So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother is a wh*re!
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wow i dint see that one coming
I didn’t either, he must of thought I was talking about his mom! LOL<O
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The guy from Oregon that thinks he can ride a sled failed to see the humor in my joke!!!
I have one word for you, Phuque!!!!
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