A janitor was cleaning around the confessional when the priest poked his head out and said, "Hey pal. Can you do the confessions for me? I have to go to the bathroom."
"Sure thing", the janitor replied. "What do I have to do?"
"All you have to do is give 10 hail Marys to the sinner."
As soon as the janitor took his seat in the confessional, a boy comes in and says that he has disobeyed his father.
"10 hail marys is your punishment." says the janitor and the boy leaves.
After three more confessions a lady comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have..., I have just preformed **** sex on a man I have never met."
The janitor thinks for a minute and decides that 10 hail Marys isn't enough for this sin so he pokes his head out of the confessional and sees an alter boy standing nearby.
"Hey kid. What does the father usually give for **** sex?"
The boy thinks for a second and replies, "Usually candy or soda."
"Sure thing", the janitor replied. "What do I have to do?"
"All you have to do is give 10 hail Marys to the sinner."
As soon as the janitor took his seat in the confessional, a boy comes in and says that he has disobeyed his father.
"10 hail marys is your punishment." says the janitor and the boy leaves.
After three more confessions a lady comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have..., I have just preformed **** sex on a man I have never met."
The janitor thinks for a minute and decides that 10 hail Marys isn't enough for this sin so he pokes his head out of the confessional and sees an alter boy standing nearby.
"Hey kid. What does the father usually give for **** sex?"
The boy thinks for a second and replies, "Usually candy or soda."
