A little boy is riding his bike down the road........before he is stopped by a Mountie (police officer on a horse) Hey, little boy! Did Santa bring you this bike? ......Yea, says the little boy! Well, next year- ask him to bring you a front light for it....and proceeded to give the boy a $50 ticket for having no head lights. .....The little boy then responded. Hey officer? Yea.... .....Did Santa bring you this horse? Yea..!!! Says the officer. Well, next year- ask him to put the JOHNSON between his legs and not on his BACK!!
