> John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
> vocabulary.
> Every word out of the bird's mouth was
> rude,
> obnoxious and laced with profanity.
>
> John tried and tried to change the bird's
> attitude by
> consistently saying only polite words, playing
> soft music and
> anything else he could think of to 'clean
> up' the bird's vocabulary.
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the
> parrot.
> The parrot yelled back.
>
> John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his
> hands, grabbed the
> bird and shoved him in the freezer.
>
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and
> kicked and screamed.
> Then suddenly there was total quiet.
> Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
>
> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
> John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
> outstretched
> arms and said 'I believe I may have
> offended you
> with my rude language and actions.
> I'm sincerely remorseful for my
> inappropriate transgressions
> and I fully intend to do everything I can to
> correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
>
>
> John was stunned at the change in the
> bird's attitude.
> As he was about to ask the parrot what had made
> such a
> dramatic change in his behavior, the bird
> continued....
>
> ........"May I inquire as to what the
> turkey did?'
>
>
> ~ Happy Thanksgiving to all ~
> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
> vocabulary.
> Every word out of the bird's mouth was
> rude,
> obnoxious and laced with profanity.
>
> John tried and tried to change the bird's
> attitude by
> consistently saying only polite words, playing
> soft music and
> anything else he could think of to 'clean
> up' the bird's vocabulary.
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the
> parrot.
> The parrot yelled back.
>
> John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his
> hands, grabbed the
> bird and shoved him in the freezer.
>
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and
> kicked and screamed.
> Then suddenly there was total quiet.
> Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
>
> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
> John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
> outstretched
> arms and said 'I believe I may have
> offended you
> with my rude language and actions.
> I'm sincerely remorseful for my
> inappropriate transgressions
> and I fully intend to do everything I can to
> correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
>
>
> John was stunned at the change in the
> bird's attitude.
> As he was about to ask the parrot what had made
> such a
> dramatic change in his behavior, the bird
> continued....
>
> ........"May I inquire as to what the
> turkey did?'
>
>
> ~ Happy Thanksgiving to all ~
