Oh this one hurts a bit, You know when a simple joke goes bad?
Back in the day I was working in a tire shop & we had a rather atractive young lady come in with a flat tire this one saturday morning. We call call my buddy Jim because that was his name & he was just going ape chit over this young lady. This young lady just happen to have her clothes on from the night before Im guessing.... Not many young ladys are dressed to kill & wearing F-me heels @ 9 am on a sturday morning but she was.
Anyhow Jim was playing the man & getting her taken care of, Opened the trunk of her car got the tire out for repair when it was in the shop & putting the spare away in the trunk when he spotted it...... OMG I never knew such a small piece of fabric could have such a effect on a guy
This little piece of fabric was a thong from either this young lady or one of her friends & I can only assume it was hers @ this point but it was tiny.
Anyhow Jim is going just bonkers over finding this thong & the rest of us are getting a kick out of him playing bigman smooth operator while being redfaced talking with the said young lady.
Me being the joker I was thought it would be funny to get Jim his just rewards. So with work gloves on I pickup this tiny little piece of fabric & stuff it in my coat pocket & make my way outside. Outside to my buddy Jims truck which just happened to never be locked.
With a very large grin I opened Jims glove box & stuffed the said tiny piece of fabric in & closed it then made my merry way back inside to share a laugh with the rest of the guys.
Here is where things head south kind of. Did I mention Jim was newly married to a beautifull young lady named Lori?
Ahhhhh yupp it gets bad for poor Jim because of me but it really did help him out if you can understand.
We finished the day & all headed to our weekend plans.
Jim & Lori just happen to be heading to wedding later that day, Jim as usual was running late as always & speeding as usual.
Now I really feel bad for what is about to happen but I am not the one speeding.
Sure enough my buddy Jim with his beautifull wife Lori sitting by his side get pulled over.
This is where a little joke goes bad in a BIG way.
Lori sitting in the passangers seat opens the glovebox to get the registration & finds this teeny tiny piece of fabric. As she reaches into the glove box & grabs this piece of fabric fire & rage takes over. With her beautifull little right hand clutching this said fabric she lands a right cross right in Jims right side of his face as the officer got to the drivers window.
Many evil words come from beautifull little Lori's mouth while the officer stands there in aww.
After a moment went by the office said to Jim "Dude, You have enuff problems right now & you dont need mine. Slow it down"
As the officer is leaving Lori wants to hear nothing from my buddy Jim & demands to be taken straight home. Once home she packs a bunch of her clothes & head to her parents house.
Monday morning Jim comes in with a nice bruise on the side of his face & mad as hell. How could this fabric get in his glovebox? How could this fabric make stuff go so wrong?
Thinking to myself "Oh Crap" I took Jim back in the office & told him I was the one that caused all of this & it was ment as a joke & that was beyond sorry.
Things got very heated but I convinced Jim I would call Lori & make things right. Damn, This girl was full of anger. I explained that it was a joke & she accused me of lieing for Jim & hung up on me. Three calls later her anger is now directed to me but thats cool because I dont have to live with her & Jim is in the clear.
Wow lesson to self, Woman are evil!
But I did save my buddy a speeding ticket!!!!
Back in the day I was working in a tire shop & we had a rather atractive young lady come in with a flat tire this one saturday morning. We call call my buddy Jim because that was his name & he was just going ape chit over this young lady. This young lady just happen to have her clothes on from the night before Im guessing.... Not many young ladys are dressed to kill & wearing F-me heels @ 9 am on a sturday morning but she was.
Anyhow Jim was playing the man & getting her taken care of, Opened the trunk of her car got the tire out for repair when it was in the shop & putting the spare away in the trunk when he spotted it...... OMG I never knew such a small piece of fabric could have such a effect on a guy
This little piece of fabric was a thong from either this young lady or one of her friends & I can only assume it was hers @ this point but it was tiny.
Anyhow Jim is going just bonkers over finding this thong & the rest of us are getting a kick out of him playing bigman smooth operator while being redfaced talking with the said young lady.
Me being the joker I was thought it would be funny to get Jim his just rewards. So with work gloves on I pickup this tiny little piece of fabric & stuff it in my coat pocket & make my way outside. Outside to my buddy Jims truck which just happened to never be locked.
With a very large grin I opened Jims glove box & stuffed the said tiny piece of fabric in & closed it then made my merry way back inside to share a laugh with the rest of the guys.
Here is where things head south kind of. Did I mention Jim was newly married to a beautifull young lady named Lori?
Ahhhhh yupp it gets bad for poor Jim because of me but it really did help him out if you can understand.
We finished the day & all headed to our weekend plans.
Jim & Lori just happen to be heading to wedding later that day, Jim as usual was running late as always & speeding as usual.
Now I really feel bad for what is about to happen but I am not the one speeding.
Sure enough my buddy Jim with his beautifull wife Lori sitting by his side get pulled over.
This is where a little joke goes bad in a BIG way.
Lori sitting in the passangers seat opens the glovebox to get the registration & finds this teeny tiny piece of fabric. As she reaches into the glove box & grabs this piece of fabric fire & rage takes over. With her beautifull little right hand clutching this said fabric she lands a right cross right in Jims right side of his face as the officer got to the drivers window.
Many evil words come from beautifull little Lori's mouth while the officer stands there in aww.
After a moment went by the office said to Jim "Dude, You have enuff problems right now & you dont need mine. Slow it down"
As the officer is leaving Lori wants to hear nothing from my buddy Jim & demands to be taken straight home. Once home she packs a bunch of her clothes & head to her parents house.
Monday morning Jim comes in with a nice bruise on the side of his face & mad as hell. How could this fabric get in his glovebox? How could this fabric make stuff go so wrong?
Thinking to myself "Oh Crap" I took Jim back in the office & told him I was the one that caused all of this & it was ment as a joke & that was beyond sorry.
Things got very heated but I convinced Jim I would call Lori & make things right. Damn, This girl was full of anger. I explained that it was a joke & she accused me of lieing for Jim & hung up on me. Three calls later her anger is now directed to me but thats cool because I dont have to live with her & Jim is in the clear.
Wow lesson to self, Woman are evil!
But I did save my buddy a speeding ticket!!!!
