Is it funny?? depends how uptight you are..lol

[Good to Go]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
hold up?"


"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse
Jackson, Barack Obama and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire. W e are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."


The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"












"About a gallon."

 

[x-guy]

hilarious, too many people don't have a sense of humour anymore

 

[ruffryder]

Yah, it was good.

But I can't figure out why the guy rolled down his window in the first place.

 

[ruffryder]

Your joke seemed a little lonely

The old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"

Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".


Another

 

[Skinner]

Thanks for the JOKES!!!! LMFAO

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahahaha!

 

[ruffryder]

One more from the other side

 

[redlineguy]

I will give all the gas I have LOL

 

[Good to Go]

Good one's Ruffryder....

must be the haircut..

 

[AkHockey10]

LOL nice!

 

[Viper5]

hahahahahahahahaha thats a gooder