If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00
with Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the origanal $1000.00
with Worldcom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the alluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
IT'S CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN
with Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the origanal $1000.00
with Worldcom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the alluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
IT'S CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN
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