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speeddemon
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a
couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm
broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have
at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I wil l
p ersonally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well
let me get you a fork, cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a
couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm
broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have
at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I wil l
p ersonally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well
let me get you a fork, cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
