I received a note from my sled! Funniest dang thing....

[CoyoteGirl]

I had to share... this about made me pee my pants!

OMG I am ROFLMFAO... actual tears are a flowin'! I had to share!

BTW, This is getting framed and hung on my garage wall!

Title of pm sent: please let me come home

Dear Dudette, I'm so sorry the falling out we had has caused us so much pain and suffering. I feel like a POW , I have indured horibile beatings, burns that have left bad scaring, weeks of isslation with no one visiting me. And Rookierdr has done unspeakable things to me that a girl should not have to tolarate,{he's a bad bad man, don't turn your back on him} Blackdragon is the only one that treats me with love and respect. On the bright side i did get a new Grill so i'll look pretty in the pictures you take of me if you can bust me out of here. Hope to see you soon. Hope your healing from your damage also.

love Niomi

 

[Skadi]

I think I'd go rescue your sled if I were you!! Sounds liek she's having a rough go of it!!

How's the healing process for you?

I booked rooms for Nikki and I at the PVL for the ladies ride so we're in!

 

[MARV1]

LOL, funny.

 

[w8tn4u]

OMG what has Rookierdr done to Niomi, she sounds traumatized? We must dig into this and uncover the facts. Denial and counter accusations will be his first line of defense.

Sounds like Niomi has a crush on blackdragon!

 

[CoyoteGirl]

Sounds like Niomi has a crush on blackdragon!

It's the bling... all girls like things that sparkle.....

And yes... mr. rook will be getting what he deserves.......

EDIT: Em, that's awesome! And healing... well, it's the emotional side... of not getting to ride that's gonna take therapy! LOL

 

[idpwdagrl]

I would VERY carefully check any and all holes for deposits when she gets home.







Because they may have left something in her trunk.





ok even that sounded bad...

 

[SAWYER]

haha

 

[94fordguy]

HAHAHAHA, NICE

 

[closed]

I had to share... this about made me pee my pants!

OMG I am ROFLMFAO... actual tears are a flowin'! I had to share!

BTW, This is getting framed and hung on my garage wall!

Title of pm sent: please let me come home

Dear Dudette, I'm so sorry the falling out we had has caused us so much pain and suffering. I feel like a POW , I have indured horibile beatings, burns that have left bad scaring, weeks of isslation with no one visiting me. And Rookierdr has done unspeakable things to me that a girl should not have to tolarate,{he's a bad bad man, don't turn your back on him} Blackdragon is the only one that treats me with love and respect. On the bright side i did get a new Grill so i'll look pretty in the pictures you take of me if you can bust me out of here. Hope to see you soon. Hope your healing from your damage also.

love Niomi

Don't you dare post my reply!! W8TN4U has opened a big can for such a little old man!

 

[Ollie]

LOL that's good.

My sled sends me notes also.
however, they usually are things like.

Please god someone steal me..
or
What the h*ll were you thinking.

 

[2fun4u]

HAHAHAHA ROFL! That is CLASSIC! My sled is of the male gender, and is a man of few words - actually letters. His notes consist of one thing.....always......

2fun-

WTF!

--Stanley

2fun

 

[w8tn4u]

she's back

Niomi is back home I would recommend a computor reflash to remove all emotional scarring from Rookierdr
lets see some before and after pics of the both of you.

 

[winter brew]

hmmm....mine just told me to lose some F-ing weight !

 

[CoyoteGirl]

Great stuff!

I swear I can hear my girl going "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and "MORE more more gimmmeeeee MORE!!!!!!!!!"

I'll do my best to get pics up tomorrow!

Right now, I'm at work... staring out my office window at the beautiful Naomi sitting in the back of my truck. I think I can hear her making "vrooom vrooom" noises! And then batting her little dragon eyelashes at me, like flirting... as if to say "come play with me PALEASSSSSSE!!!"

I may go eat my lunch while sitting on her!

BWAHHAHAHA

Uhg it's gonna be a long summer!

 

[hilinerider]

sounds like someone needs a hug

 

[closed]

sounds like someone needs a hug

I'll do it

 

[drinkwyo]

Heres What I Think!!!!

Your sled Brandy, is being a typical women and complaining cuz she dont have a hair dryer. You need to get her one and she'll be fine. I'm sure of it.

WOMEN THESE DAYS!!!!!!

 

[BigRed118]

You finally went to work. Didn't you have a 6 month sledding vacation? Glad to hear that you are getting better.

 

[BlackDragon1]

home at last!!

I swear I can hear my girl going "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and "MORE more more gimmmeeeee MORE!!!!!!!!!"

I'll do my best to get pics up tomorrow!

Right now, I'm at work... staring out my office window at the beautiful Naomi sitting in the back of my truck. I think I can hear her making "vrooom vrooom" noises! And then batting her little dragon eyelashes at me, like flirting... as if to say "come play with me PALEASSSSSSE!!!"

I may go eat my lunch while sitting on her!

BWAHHAHAHA

Uhg it's gonna be a long summer!

I had no idea rookie totaly took advantage of namoi like that !! OMG! does namoi need a ride to the sled crissis clinic? Rookierdr you should be ashamed of your neanderthal antics. as it sounds , if it has a seat youll ride it,ill bet you didnt even wine or dine her first , did you? your a bad bad ickie person ! and your going to hell on a all stock skidon't 136 track!

 

[BlackDragon1]

It's the bling... all girls like things that sparkle.....

And yes... mr. rook will be getting what he deserves.......

EDIT: Em, that's awesome! And healing... well, it's the emotional side... of not getting to ride that's gonna take therapy! LOL

its all about the Bling BABY !! bling makes the chic's sing! whats rookies sleds name? the redraper? he and his sled are definantly going to hell on a one cylinder, bone stock, beat skidon't 136 track for sure! if namoi need a trip to craigwarez just let me know i can make her feel hole again lol....