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speeddemon
Well-known member
A Man walked into the local welfare
office to pick up his check. He marched straightup to
the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATEdrawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
The social worker behind
the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz
CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the
daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather
awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
The Man, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're
bull$hittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well. . You started it!'
office to pick up his check. He marched straightup to
the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATEdrawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
The social worker behind
the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz
CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the
daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather
awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
The Man, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're
bull$hittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well. . You started it!'
