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I bought a bird feeder .... good analogy

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I bought a bird feeder. I hung

It on my back porch and filled

It with seed. What a beauty of

A bird feeder it is, as I filled it

Lovingly with seed. Within a

Week we had hundreds of birds

Taking advantage of the

Continuous flow of free and

Easily accessible food.


But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards

Of the patio, above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was

Everywhere: on the patio tile,

The chairs, the table .

Everywhere!

Then some of the birds

Turned mean. They would

Dive bomb me and try to

Peck me even though I had

Fed them out of my own

Pocket.


And others birds were

Boisterous and loud. They

Sat on the feeder and

Squawked and screamed at

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

When it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.


Soon, the back yard was like

It used to be.... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.

Our government gives out

Free food, subsidized housing,

Free medical care, and free

Education and allows anyone

Born here to be an automatic

Citizen.


Then the illegal's came by the

Tens of thousands. Suddenly

Our taxes went up to pay for

Free services; small apartments

Are housing 5 families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By an emergency room doctor;

Your child's 2nd grade class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.


Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

People waving flags other

Than 'Old Glory'/'O'Canada' are

Squawking and screaming

In the streets, demanding

More rights and free liberties.


Just my opinion, but maybe

it's time for the government

To take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Continue cleaning up the poop


then I built trails for my family to enjoy

then all the neighbours started to use my trails

demanded that I take down my fences so that they could

come onto my property and enjoy the trails there too .............................................................................
 
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I used a BSA air rifle to "relocate " the woodpeckers at the house maybe you should check into that method for your birds !;)
 
H2, you are a very wise man!

Again I say:

GOVERNMENT CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM



GOVERNMENT IS THE PROBLEM
 
H2, you are a very wise man!

Again I say:

GOVERNMENT CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM



GOVERNMENT IS THE PROBLEM

Now there's something we can all agree on! Forget the rest of the issues until we deal with the goverment nothing is going to change.
 
I totally agree get rid of this free stuff and get rid of the trash. There are plenty of "white" americans living off welfare that are more than able to do the "dirty" jobs they just need the motivation to get off their lazy azz's and do it so once again get rid of the free stuff and they wont have a choice. I'm so sick and tired of looking around at what my taxes from my hard earned money are going to. I see people all the time that "need" welfare that are driving brand new cars and sped thousands on alcohol and cigaretts but cant seem to buy their own food or pay for their own childs birth. If anyone ever gets the chance to go to Wendover, NV/UT and just sit in the smiths for an hour and watch who cashes out their food stamps to buy beer then goes and gets in their brand new escalade you will know what I mean.
Don't give me this sh!t about nobody willing to do the "dirty" jobs, its only like that because they know how to work the system and get everything for free so why work.
 
You forgot the part about how the birds work for really cheap and do the ****ty jobs most other "animals?" dont like to do....

The optimum words here, Mr. cmantle1, are don't like to! Welcome to the real world you lazy free-loaders. Who the freak cares if you like to work or not. We all do things that we would choose not to do if given the option. Most of us don't see leaching off society as an option.

The government is the problem!

The government enables this pond scum to leach off of societies responsible citizens and it is time to say "enough is enough"!
 
The optimum words here, Mr. cmantle1, are don't like to! Welcome to the real world you lazy free-loaders. Who the freak cares if you like to work or not. We all do things that we would choose not to do if given the option. Most of us don't see leaching off society as an option.

The government is the problem!

The government enables this pond scum to leach off of societies responsible citizens and it is time to say "enough is enough"!

just new that I didn't have to comment on cmantles post ;)
 
The optimum words here, Mr. cmantle1, are don't like to! Welcome to the real world you lazy free-loaders. Who the freak cares if you like to work or not. We all do things that we would choose not to do if given the option. Most of us don't see leaching off society as an option.

The government is the problem!

The government enables this pond scum to leach off of societies responsible citizens and it is time to say "enough is enough"!

Pond Scum. What a nice way to put it, i should have expected such talk about them. ANd just because im a leagal American means im a responsible one?

In my building all of the janitors and cleaners are mexican, (no idea if legal or not). they clean some nasty ****, it doesnt suprise me no typical american man is working there. Its a ****ty job. Everyone pisses and moans about the mexicans until the bathroom smells like death here, sooooooo anoying.

"governments the problem, blh blah blah," Is there anything you dont blame the liberal government for sldgy?
 
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hahaha, here we go :D
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ill do my best for ya bud;):D
 
Pond Scum. What a nice way to put it, i should have expected such talk about them. ANd just because im a leagal American means im a responsible one?

In my building all of the janitors and cleaners are mexican, (no idea if legal or not). they clean some nasty ****, it doesnt suprise me no typical american man is working there. Its a ****ty job. Everyone pisses and moans about the mexicans until the bathroom smells like death here, sooooooo anoying.

"governments the problem, blh blah blah," Is there anything you dont blame the liberal government for sldgy?

pond scum yes. because they come in here get FREE health care and welfare and housing have about 30 kids and claim they have the right to! if they want the god damn right they should do it the legal way, i have no problem with legal mexicans, doesent mean i hate them less. they are just trying to better them selves but the lazy basterds sit around and do nothing? i want to shoot them. if i had enough money for .300H&H shells i would do so all day long because i would be liberating more of our tax dollars from going to said tax.
 
My wife had a dog that wouldn’t eat dry dog food. She would go down to the store and get hamburger and give it gourmet meals for a dog. I would tell her to give it dog food and it would ether eat are die. Guess what when it got hungry enough it ate. I think that all of the people on welfare would take those Job. Rather then starve. But will never work when they can leach of the government and live a life on wefare.:mad:
 
Pond Scum. What a nice way to put it, i should have expected such talk about them. ANd just because im a leagal American means im a responsible one?

In my building all of the janitors and cleaners are mexican, (no idea if legal or not). they clean some nasty ****, it doesnt suprise me no typical american man is working there. Its a ****ty job. Everyone pisses and moans about the mexicans until the bathroom smells like death here, sooooooo anoying.

"governments the problem, blh blah blah," Is there anything you dont blame the liberal government for sldgy?

Guess not. If it weren't for the special interest groups that have run our once effective Government in the ditch you would be unemployed and/or cleaning toilets. I don't find it surprising at all that they clean some nasty **** in your building. Why don't you asswipes pick up after yourselves?
 
I guess I'm just an optimist for my government. However, most of the welfare recepients I see do not drive Escalades. Most of them I see drive pretty crappy cars, live at Walmart around the 10th of the month, and work jobs that don't pay well. Jobs that don't pay well also lead to childcare issues.
If people on welfare have nice things that don't fit their budget, I would guess it's because credit card companies continue to issue cards to people who have bad credit. Not sure if this is the government's responsibility.
 
Guess not. If it weren't for the special interest groups that have run our once effective Government in the ditch you would be unemployed and/or cleaning toilets. I don't find it surprising at all that they clean some nasty **** in your building. Why don't you asswipes pick up after yourselves?

You took the words right out of my mouth ! Azzwipe is a bit generous though. I think I'd rather hang out with the janitors than Cman .
 
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