I bet Darko is PISSED

[summitone]

Former **** star Jenna Jameson is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, the New York Post's Page Six gossip column reports.

"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said the Page Six source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro, according to Page Six.

 

[bonz50]

the question becomes, will the baby accidentally fall out with that worn out snatch??? and if she does make it to delivery will she even hafta push??

 

[Blisteringsnorider]

It's cheaper that way....just stop, drop and plop!!

 

[Idaho Ice]

It's cheaper that way....just stop, drop and plop!!

Sick and WRONG, but funny. Tito will have to tell the doc to sew in a ham and pull the bone out after delivery.

 

[redlineguy]

She has been trying for years, I have seen some of her movies she has been trying









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[Scott]

I can just see the photshop pics and charicatures coming out.

A golf ball glued to a pencil.

the question becomes, will the baby accidentally fall out with that worn out snatch??? and if she does make it to delivery will she even hafta push??

LMFAO

 

[Good to Go]

She has been trying for years, I have seen some of her movies she has been trying

and trying and trying and trying and trying....

"Honey, your ten years old and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees. Here's some DVD's for you to watch..."

 

[HawkShot99]

the question becomes, will the baby accidentally fall out with that worn out snatch??? and if she does make it to delivery will she even hafta push??

I think she has to work more on trying to keep it sucked in!

 

[Skogen]

Hey now. She is a amazing woman.

Amazing that with a gash that big, her guts didnt fall out.

 

[duch17]

i read somewhere a little while ago the reason she got all crack whore skinny was that she had surgery, vaginaplasty, little bit of rebuilding i guess.

 

[SAWYER]

lmao, that kid is gonna have such a roomy place he won't wanna come out

 

[MARCUSO]

Poor kid. he will never live a normal life...Born with Herpes///

"Honey, your ten years old and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees. Here's some DVD's for you to watch..."

HAHA Did they have DVD back then?? LOL

scary but I bet he will see "mommy" before he learns it in school..

 

[TBWdracula2003]

and trying and trying and trying and trying....

"Honey, your ten years old and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees. Here's some DVD's for you to watch..."

yeah shes a suck c***er

 

[summitchaser]

How would you like to be that kid around 12 or so and you go to a friends house and pop in one of dad movies from his private collection just to see mommy getting hammered by a couple of strange dudes.

Kid will never be normal.

 

[TBWdracula2003]

How would you like to be that kid around 12 or so and you go to a friends house and pop in one of dad movies from his private collection just to see mommy getting hammered by a couple of strange dudes.

Kid will never be normal.

not normal, but popular

 

[summitchaser]

Very popular, I know that is the house I would want to stay the night at

 

[obr]

dang..I KNEW something was wrong when I woke up today, but this exceeds all my worries...

Well, congrats to Jenna, we'll always love you. Time to watch the 10 hour of Jenna as a tribute to her coming motherhood. I'll have all the cold ones for her

 

[xrated]

How would you like to be that kid around 12 or so and you go to a friends house and pop in one of dad movies from his private collection just to see mommy getting hammered by a couple of strange dudes.

Kid will never be normal.

true, the kid is gonna get railed on and he can't deny a thing...plus the poor thing is gonna be born with every STD known to man....it's gonna burn and the kid won't have had the chance to even get laid

And just imagine if it's a girl....every dude in school is gonna assume she will put out and be a hard core freak.