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In a classroom, the teacher is trying to teach the kids on proper behaviour when they are out on a date. She asks the class: If you were at a fancy restaurant with your date and you had to use the washroom, what would you say? Peter put his hand up: I have to go pee, may I go to the bathroom? The teacher says: That wasn`t polite, you can`t use the word "pee" when you are out on a date. Jimmy puts his hand up: I really have to use the bathroom. May I be excused? The teacher replies: Thats not right either, you can`t use the word "bathroom" when you are out at a fancy restaurant. Little Johnny is waving his hand frantically. The teacher says: Ok Johnny its your turn, but please use your head for once and think. Little Johnny replies: Excuse me Darling, I have to go shake hands with an old dear friend of mine that I hope you will be able to meet later on tonight. The teacher fainted.
