How to calm a jerk down on a plane:

[PJ-Hunter]

What to do if you have a jerk sitting next to you on a plane.

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site

www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

 

[UtahEdge]

Thats funny.

 

[smokindave]

Thanks I'm saving that one,I can hardly wait for my next flight!!

 

[94fordguy]

LOL

That'll go over well

 

[summitboy]

I prefer serving him the notice from the Captain ! Then on arrival having 4 big cops yank him off the plane and make him a nice cozy bed in jail, where he can think about his behavior awaiting for his court date. So much easier LOL !

I do like the link though, i wonder how that would go up front LOL !