How do I apply for illegal alien status??

[highmtn]

This sounds like a good deal- If I'm an illegal alien, I can become a citizen by paying a 2K fine and taxes for 3 of the last 5 years. If Ican get my tax money back for two years and what I paid into social security, since I may not ever collect it anyway, I would have quite a windfall. Then I could also use the local ER as my primary care provider and save a bundle on health insurance. Also my kids would qualify for foreign financial aid for college(per obama). I've been a customer of the IRS for the last 29 years without a break, but if I'm an alien, I'd only be responsible for 3 of the last 5 years

 

[batman]

ha!!!

amen brutha! its a tough day to be a white, tax paying citizen...w/ a job. thanks barry!

 

[MPS]

ha!!!

amen brutha! its a tough day to be a white, tax paying citizen...w/ a job. thanks barry!

X2!!!!!!

 

[Ollie]

If they pass amnesty and allow them to only pay 3 out of the last 5 years of taxes, I think we should put up a class action law suit demanding the last 2 years of fed taxes, state taxes, medicaid and medicare.

That'll scare the chit outta the politicians.
I think we should mirror Mexico's way of dealing with illigal immigrants.
Jail em and take everything they own.

 

[motojunkie101]

I saw a shirt the other day that said

"In this economy poverty is financial security".

I laughed a little for about 3 seconds and then said wait just a GD second...all that is saying is that its okay to leech off the government.

Pizzed me off for the rest of the day!

 

[highmtn]

Hamilton's billboard in Chehalis reads " Robin Hood is stealing from the working class and giving it to the sheriff"

 

[Ollie]

The groundswell is building.