HOT OFF THE PRESS: 2014 SNOCHECK

[Wood]

So here it is, folks:

Option A: With the purchase of any 2014 RMK, get your choice of Pocahontas stickers and a hummer from Chris Burant.

Option B: Buy an XM because you suffer from low self-esteem, want peeps to think you make a LOT of money and you buy into the 'T-Motion makes the XP better than Jesus theory'

Option C: Buy a Cat. You are new to this planet.......you think our lottery systems are fair and base your sled buying experince on a similar level of probabilities. (Odds are 10,003:1 of getting a winner)

Option D: You have an average penis, have a reasonable level of self confidence, understand the difference between right and wrong and enjoy sledding in the mountains and want to get the most out of every experience in that environment so you buy an RMK.

Tride em all, Poo is number one.......for now. Don't argue with me 'cause you are wrong. Just pick 'D' and move on.

 

[Ron Burgandy]

These threads are so stupid, I've put decent seat time on all the sleds and you really can't lose with all models these days, they are all pretty even. If you have trouble riding a pro, xm, or a '13+ cat then the problem lies within yourself, not the sled.

 

[Kestrel2126]

Hmmm, with an avatar of Ron Burgundy, I would have thought you would have understood the attempt at humor. I thought this was funny as sh*t.

 

[badapple]

And the Yami option...

If you live in a cave, use primitive speech and spend all day masturbating
then yamaha is your choice

 

[Ron Burgandy]

Kind of thought of it as more of a bash than anything but I got ya. I own a 13 pro and an upgraded XP, riding pal owns a new cat and none of them really shine above the other.

 

[snopromod]

That was a waist of my time

 

[Headrush]

Does option "A" come with a Hot Pocket as part of the happy ending?

 

[gmustangt]

Is option a an h1? H2, h3???...

 

[Snodawg]

Is option a an h1? H2, h3???...

Just an "H"

 

[rrjames]

These threads are so stupid, I've put decent seat time on all the sleds and you really can't lose with all models these days, they are all pretty even. If you have trouble riding a pro, xm, or a '13+ cat then the problem lies within yourself, not the sled.

He also has many leather bound books and his dog once ate an entire wheel of cheese!

Sorry couldn't resist

 

[martin1200]

ttt

which option comes with a tow rope

 

[flying frenchman]

The option for the tow rope is a HELI RIDE.

 

[polari1man]

So here it is, folks:

Option A: With the purchase of any 2014 RMK, get your choice of Pocahontas stickers and a hummer from Chris Burant.

Option B: Buy an XM because you suffer from low self-esteem, want peeps to think you make a LOT of money and you buy into the 'T-Motion makes the XP better than Jesus theory'

Option C: Buy a Cat. You are new to this planet.......you think our lottery systems are fair and base your sled buying experince on a similar level of probabilities. (Odds are 10,003:1 of getting a winner)

Option D: You have an average penis, have a reasonable level of self confidence, understand the difference between right and wrong and enjoy sledding in the mountains and want to get the most out of every experience in that environment so you buy an RMK.

Tride em all, Poo is number one.......for now. Don't argue with me 'cause you are wrong. Just pick 'D' and move on.

LMFAO, Wood you need to be a writer for the President

 

[xpspenziv]

does D come with a tow rope and a prepaid heli credit card?

 

[lucasMX358]

He also has many leather bound books and his dog once ate an entire wheel of cheese!

Sorry couldn't resist

Hes was not even mad...he was impressed!

 

[89sandman]

And the Yami option...

If you live in a cave, use primitive speech and spend all day masturbating
then yamaha is your choice

do i really have to buy a yami??? some habits are hard to break, there must be some other way

 

[phatboyfilms]

So here it is, folks:

Option A: With the purchase of any 2014 RMK, get your choice of Pocahontas stickers and a hummer from Chris Burant.

Ok that was just funny....


Looks like I'll just put a wrap on my 13 & be riding it nxt yr

 

[snowmobiler]

my gramma wants the hummer option.

 

[Dop]

You Need a Hug?

Option A- Polaris
Anorexic on HP, wiring system put together from factory with Ty wraps.
Option B- Cat
Three years behind and now teaming up with Yamaha as if they weren't heavy enough.
Option C- Skidoo
Has brought almost all the new technology to market FIRST.

Option D- Take the Blind fold off

Polaris & Skidoo are making some great sled right now so which one is going to take it to the next level is the only question.

I'd suggest you Try opion D :

 

[Wood]

Option A- Polaris
Anorexic on HP, wiring system put together from factory with Ty wraps.
Option B- Cat
Three years behind and now teaming up with Yamaha as if they weren't heavy enough.
Option C- Skidoo
Has brought almost all the new technology to market FIRST.

Option D- Take the Blind fold off

Polaris & Skidoo are making some great sled right now so which one is going to take it to the next level is the only question.

I'd suggest you Try opion D :

No blindfold.....just beer goggles.

Sorry peeps...I'm usually pretty good at staying away from the 'puter after a bottle of Jack.....

Carry on.