Hobo's, Both Very Lucky to Survive

[previous member]

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp says to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy inthe world."

"Why is that?" asked the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found $100.
I went to town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and had sex with her for two days."

"Man," said the first tramp. "You ARE the luckiest guy in the world.
What about a blow job, did you get a blow job?"

"Well, no," the other tramp said, " I never found her head!"

 

[skidoorulz]

Speaking of hobo's

What's the differance between a hobo and a homo?

One has no friends the other has friends up the butt.

 

[SAWYER]

both equally gross

 

[rockdog2112]

Disgusting but VERY funny!

 

[previous member]

This gross joke has been brought to you by the number one Captain, now retired, of Continental Airlines. Some pilots just are sick, aren't they.

 

[ArcticBoy]

Pilot???? How about some flight attendant stories? We won't tell anyone.

 

[previous member]

Pilot???? How about some flight attendant stories? We won't tell anyone.

The joke came from a comrade of mine who was the number one pilot at the airline prior to when he retired. I am also a retired airline Captain. Oh we have flight attendant stories that would raise the hair on your neck. Especially from the old days but that is a thread in itself. This thread is dedicated to Hobo's getting laid..........

 

[ArcticBoy]

Well, I'm not the one to hijack a thread.....but it would be funny as heck if you were to start that one.